The SourDoug Pretzel

Deucing Dougie does it again!  This time, Dougie somehow created a sourdough pretzel... which he uniquely trademarked The SourDoug™.   

I know what you're thinking PrizedPoopers, mainly because I constantly get emails from you begging to know: Does Dougie use sturdy hands to shape these stunning stools?  A little doubtful myself, I took the question to the man, the myth, the legend... and he promptly smacked me in the face.  How dare I insult his invocations!  Dougie, I apologize, and beg you to keep doing whatever it is you are do, keep eating whatever it is you eat, and keep creating whatever it is you create.  For without you, the world would be a whole lot less interesting.