Riddle me this...?

Riddle me this, squat-poppers.  What's long and brown and could punctuate the end of this sentence?  If your guess was Deucing Dougie's question-mark shaped turd, you would be correct!  Take a look at this naturally-occurring beauty.  Complete with the emphatic dot beneath the curvy interrogation point, we find this a true toilet treat.  We can only imagine Duecing Dougie's joyful reaction as he examined his masterfece for the first time!

Thanks Dougie.

pupu for now, Phantom Pooper

Have an interesting turd of your own?  Send your work of art to the Phantom Pooper for immediate consideration!

Some come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink,
but I come here to scratch my balls,
and read the nonsense on the walls.

Inspiration comes in all sizes

My brothers send photo texts of abnormally large or curious poops to
each other in an effort to unseat each other from the throne, if you

A photo of my durably long champion log was requested by so many
friends of friends, we figured there needed to be a place to send user
submitted Prized Poops. Some say it looks like an upside brown
support ribbon. Others, a reverse schwa. Still others say I'm

Regardless, this bowl filler provided much needed inspiration and
ammunition for this site. So send along your photos to phantompooper@prizedpoops.com
and maybe we'll find it worthy of posting.